..:: Brad’s Facebook Friend Census – Results ::..
It took some time to compile, but I got yer results right here. When I looked back this morning, I lost a friend along the way, and my count as it stands right now at 199. So, it’s not REALLY accurate, and was this gonna be scientific anyways? I wasn’t wearing a lab coat, and had Erlenmeyer flasks bubbling over a Bunsen burner or anything.
Without any further adieu, here is my quantitative breakout of Facebook friends:
Total: 200
Male: 95 (47.5%)
Female: 105 (52.5%)
Friends I’ve worked with: 38 (19%)
Current coworkers: 12 (6%)
Former coworkers: 24 (12%)
Vendors/suppliers: 2 (1%)
Friends I know from school: 126 (63%)
Bentley College: 69 (34.5%)
Pinkerton Academy: 34 (17%)
Hood Jr. High: 11 (5.5%)
South Range Elementary: 10 (5%)
Nutfield Preschool/Kindergarten: 2 (1%)
Friends I’ve smoked with: 3 (1.5%)
Friends I’ve drank with: 101 (50.5%)
Friends I’ve seen in their underwear: 12 (6%)
Friends I’ve drank with in their underwear: 4 (2%)
Friends I’ve skied with: 21 (10.5%)
Friends I’ve hugged: 28 (14%)
Friends I’ve hugged while skiing: 0 (0%)
Friends met on the internet: 15 (7.5%)
Friends I’ve never actually met: 10 (5%)
Friends I’ve only seen once: 3 (1.5%)
Friends whose voices I have not heard in 10 years or more: 68 (34%)
Friends I’ve slept with: 28 (14%)
Friends with whom I have some kind of regret: 5 (2.5%)
Friends who have run over my foot: 3 (1.5%)
Friends who have run over my foot more than once: 1 (.5%, but 33% of the above)
Friends whose mom has bossed me around at some point: 4 (2%)
Friends I’ve made a border crossing with: 2 (1%)
Friends whose toothbrush I have used by accident: 2 (1%)
Friends who have heard the Croatian hermaphrodite story: 10 (5%)
Friends who are the mother of another friend: 3 (1.5%)
Friends who I thought I heard the last of until Facebook came around: 12 (6%)
Friends I only know through SWMBO: 5 (2.5%)
Friends who have put up with my shit in some form: 200 (100%)
Friends who have farted in front of me: 6 (3%)
Friends who know another friend in an inexplicable way: 4 (2%)
Friends in my freshman seminar class with me: 3 (1.5%)
Friends I’ve gone to the mall with: 6 (3%)
